http://imboycrazy.com/
http://blog.penelopetrunk.com/
http://inlawswithmoney.blogspot.com/
A few close friends also inspired me, and humbled me, by following the wild adventures and trails of my pussy, well it was the least they could do, and considering many of them actually lived through it!
2009, is a mark of ending with a means to a new beginning on so many levels. I have that tingly all over feeling, like a child before Christmas, who can't sleep, but when does fall asleep--falls asleep smiling. 2010 is going to be magical for my pussy! A Pussy renewal! I'm serious!
An Ode to 2000~2009
A decade of pussy lessons, learnings, findings, and Pussy-isms
WHAT MY PUSSY HAS LEARNED:
*may apply to penis
Love your body, love your self. This means your pussy.
Always practice safe sex, be a condom girl forever, until he has proven faithful (and sorry but sometimes there is no guarantee!). Check your shit out and get his shit checked out. If he really wants you, he will. If he doesn't... we don't like him anyway. Respect.
Learn how to please yourself and then he will be able to navigate even better. And when he doesn’t please you, you can teach him, or please yourself!
Be open to new things!
Have an outlet for yourself whether its running or playing basketball or yoga or hiking or golfing or dancing, you need to have something just for you, that no one can alter or mess with that gives you peace and happiness, and always brings you back to your mojo. Back to your self.
Mojo- sexy
NO, sexy is not being thin and tan and stacked and rich, its having an inner peace and intensely positively awesome vibe with your self so much that people vibe you out and are attracted to your energy!
Your body is a temple. I don’t care what anyone says, when you are working out (whatever that means to you, and sometime’s ok, fine sex can be included as a workout but not all the time! lol)... Truth is: you are a better lover and better woman and better man and better everything when you are treating your body well! Get your body fine tuned as best as you can, we only have one body in this adventure of this life...so challenge your self. Eat well too, when you eat crap your cum stinks!
Quiet your mind. Ladies, gents, when you are unsure, insecure, trippin, or something other than pleased with your self or your partner or partners......relax. The more we try to play God and control things, over analyze things, obsess over things, think and re think things, the more we make it worse. Relax. Let go, and quiet your mind. Things have a way of working out.
No one ever died of a broken heart.
It may have really really fucked you up. Made you feel sick, depressed, and all sorts of intensely evil and unattractive feelings. Cry on your birthday at a bar, alone, to a hot bartender who then buys you your drink and then you accidentally fall off the bar stool. But a broken heart doesn’t kill you. Be open to love and be open to dealing with loss of love. It happens. The only consistent thing in life is change, enjoy the ride.
When someone asks for space, give it to them!
If you don’t, this may be the last time you see them.
If you do, no matter how difficult and gut wrenching it is, you may obtain massive respect and reach a higher level in that relationship. Or it may take you on a different path that you were more destined to be on!
Relationshits.
Don’t be in rush, or plan to be in or out of one, go with the flow. You are what is most important, not what someone else wants. This sounds selfish. Sometime s we need to be selfish. All of the energy I have spent one other men, helping them, doing “them”, being there for “them”, living my life for “them:” I could have gotten my maters, PhD and doctorate, I swear to god! Do you first, then a little of them. I made a vow to not be in a relationship and recently accidentally fell into one. I squirmed ad kicked and pushed for 2 months, until I got out of it. I feel so much better alone. I knew all along I needed to be alone. Don’t get pulled into other people wanting to be with you, when you KNOW you aren’t ready or aren't that into them.
Boundaries. Have them.
Don’t know what I’m talking about?
See a counselor.
Just kidding ;-) I learned about boundaries from my counselor.
Yes, see a counselor, if you are doing the same stupid crap over and over, check yourself! It DOES NOT mean you are crazy or even mentally ill (ask for a diagnosis) it means someone sometimes needs a professional objective third party that can check you, and your ‘stuff’ and free you up. It’s positive to ask for help, and take some action on improving your life.
Back to boundaries: Learn your limits, and give people limits. There are many people walking around in adult bodies who are still children. Man-child’s. Don’t give yourself away. Be open, but keep boundaries up. Some people will take you for the ride of your life, and then you may stop and realize you have lost your life.
Play the game.
Nah nah nah guuuurrrrlll, create your own game.
I hear that little voice saying “No, don’t play games that’s immature, be open to love, be yourself, lalalala...".
Kumbay ya my lord.
Bullshit. Life is a game.
There is always a game.
Be yourself yes, but wait until people earn your trust, respect, and love, don’t just give it away. Unless you want to have a night of really crazy wild sex with a pro basketball player --then do it for your pussy, wear a condom, have fun, make sure he leaves in the morning and then forgive yourself!
Forgive yourself
Over and over
Let it go
Forgive your father, ladies.
Trust me, if you have issues with your father, it is going to directly results in your man issues.
I used to say "f that" and then "that exact attitude" followed me around for awhile until I did forgive. It’s rampant. Parents do just the best they can, we can blame them, but after a little bit we just need to create our own story.
Create your own story.Don’t compare.
Comparing other yourself to other people is just depressing. Comparing every man to another man is just disappointing. Every guy/girl is a new chapter or page or even, a book!
Grooming
Please groom ladies. Take care of your body and your grooming to the nth degree.
I have a new one, blow dry your pussy at least once a week. Its great, feels great, is great for your pussy and my N.D recommend it! Ha!
Guess what!? Once you go black, you CAN go back.
(You don’t have too)
But you can ;-)
Be an equal opportunity employer:
Enjoy!
And break them.
Don’t recycle.
Recycling men, going back to ex's, old flings, you can rationalize "its good sex" all you want, but its going backwards, its giving energy to old patterns that don’t serve you or your pussy.
Pussy always always wants new..... I know we hear a lot there is one thing better than pussy its new pussy. Well, I am pretty loyal to certain dick, but I don’t not recycle.
Been there, don’t that.
Don’t recycle old stories.
Never say never
I fell in love with a married man. A 20 year old who lived with his parents. A man who owned his own home with a dog and a great career, and was an alcoholic, surprise! Adventure of life.
Forgive yourself and Let go
Do not under estimate the power of alone time.
Being alone
Sitting with yourself
Without TV ... Without your treadmill...Without texting, tweeting, facebooking
No, not solo for excessive amounts of times we are social creatures, but recharge your batteries alone, frequently, it’s good for the soul.
Personally, if I don't spend some true alone time at least once a week with myself, I cant think straight. I see it in others too. Love yourself. Be with yourself. Stop running from you.
Don’t just listen to your friends, listen to you.
Yes, ask, analyze, critique, and use them as a sounding board, that’s cool.
But, do what you want!
But, I'm a so happy I didn’t sleep with that guy on my last trip home! Thanks to my good friend girlfriend for talking me out of it! I think? ;-) Friends are the best thing ever, its true, but we all have to live out our own dreams, in and out of the bedroom!
Shit happens.
Crazy shit happens.
No, I don’t like anal sex, pardon the pun, sorry, not for me.Kidding.
What I mean is, the unexpected tragedy or miracle does happen... enjoy the ride.
I was madly in love, happy, healthy, and his best friend committed suicide, he went into an intense depression (rightly so) - we eventually had to go our separate ways. I spent so much time grieving over it not being fair or it not working according to my plan.
That is life.
It’s your life.
Your pussy.
Enjoy it.
Be good to it.
(while you are enjoying your life, try not to drunk text, call, unless you already have his dick on lockdown- it’s just not sexy)
One good thing about music when it hits you feel no pain! ~ Bob Marley
Always always have music in your life
For your pussy, she needs it!
Just don’t listen to Coldplay or David Gray for hours on end; you will end up in a straightjacket.
It IS ok to listen to Mariah Carey's rendition of "All I want for Xmas is you" on repeat for days and days and dance alone in your room.
You know those times when you don’t wear cute undies, you haven’t shaved your legs, you put on a ball cap or a hoody, and those are the time, when the universe presents with you something sexy in the form of a man! Be prepared or forgive yourself for not looking perfect. I tend to work on the later, it’s a lot of work being a perfect girl, and I can’t do it! And most of the time the guys don’t really care (sort of)! Wabisabi~ imperfection is also perfection in its finest. Sometimes described as beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete"
With that, I am sure I forgot some other valuable lessons, so plese forgive me ;-)
Above all... always recognize the law of attraction, you get what you are.
Its basic and its true.
You don’t love yourself and have low self esteem- you are going to attract tools, and be so excited they like you, just because you are going thru a bad phase of life... gross!
Or you love yourself and are treating your pussy and your body and your heart with love and kindness, you are calling your mother every Sunday , you have forgiven your father, you are working out, you are not drunk dialing boys, you wish your ex boyfriend well, you are rocking your career, trying new things, unafriad of being alone, being a good friend, and… watch out world! You are glowing! You better have those boundaries up, your game ON, your heart healed, your pussy ready... because you are attractive, mojo is high, and it’s raining men!
So much peace and luv... 2010 is ON!
thank you for following
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